WHAT THE CRAP JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just experienced something so outrageous that my mind are officially exploded. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to say. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the universe truly losing its marbles? This {whole thing|situation just feels like a horrible {dream|nightmare that I can't {wake up from|escape. How The Fuck Are You Spouting? Li